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A Crap Guide to Du0026D [5th Edition] - Wizard

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0:29 I’m about to prestidigitate all over your desk if you keep suggesting lame-o spells
Comment from : @ANDREWFURLONG

"Go door to door tell everyone hes a hex offender" You are a writing God
Comment from : @sebjink9037

Dude, your wizard song just made me piss my pants Which magic school is that?!
Comment from : @Brgnalf81

Dude I just heard this song, and started singing the wizard school words to it Hahahaha
Comment from : @danielvalentino3675

0:47brbrb"I cast fireball at 9th level on the school"/b
Comment from : @Rainbowplayz-ix5ix

Ik it was a joke but complaining abt armor is kinda low hanging fruit cause you can pick up feats that make you proficient in any armor type
Comment from : @Sylvie621

Great cameo!
Comment from : @fernandozavaletabustos205

My bard in balders gate 3
Comment from : @adamtifone9243

You said ranger is useless
Comment from : @danulogrigoryev2402

2:44 Replay buttton :)
Comment from : @camillestephens1378

"BLOCK, BLOCK, BLOCK, BLOCK, BLOCK, BLOCK, BLOCK, BLOCK,"
Comment from : @CFG_DBE777

Uh you forgot bladesinger
Comment from : @gamer1611

Going to be honest I prefer lightning bolt
Comment from : @Moon-Set-Lane

i miss joecat, i still to this day go back and watch his stuff
Comment from : @AnimeVampire234

lol funny
Comment from : @AlexandPedro

Too few LoL’s
Comment from : @johanandersson8252

“And now I’ve ruined the Can Can theme for you forever, you’re welcome!”
Comment from : @malekithsilverheart2357

I'm here 5 years later Again I love you m8
Comment from : @fluffyarsenic6607

Just fireball, just fireball, just fireball, JUST FIREBALL 🔥
Comment from : @Gandalfdahigh

1st level wizard: irrelevantbr17th level wizard: the DM spending a week trying to figure out how to stop you from breaking their plot, but you'll break it anyway
Comment from : @jabloko992

In my d&d group we've nicknamed prestidigitation "the pissing your pants spell" since the majority of the time it's ever been used it was to publicly humiliate some poor sap by making the illusion of them pissing their pantsbrNo one's gonna respect that noble if that happens during a speech
Comment from : @punkyskunky3131

Gotta love the ASAPscience reference
Comment from : @realcatmaster9150

I SAW THE ALPHYS/UNDERTALE REFERENCE!
Comment from : @CakeGoddessQueen

“What do you mean? I chose exactly the perfect spell for every situation”brbr“We’ll you answered fireball…for every question”brbr“What’s your point person within fireball distance?”
Comment from : @flamebreakergaming9063

the "I don't care how small the room is, I cast fireball!" class
Comment from : @lynell2B375

Not me rewatching this years later and noticing the doki doki literature club reference
Comment from : @Stacey14491

I CAST FIREBALL
Comment from : @berkefekeskin9172

Alphys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!brbrbrbrbr:) I like undertale
Comment from : @jaxon_the_nerd

I forgot what he said for Evocation… but the best description for the School of Evocation is: “More Fireball for your Fireball”
Comment from : @Giosuke_Giogashikata

3:00 this is all you need to sell any thing to anyone
Comment from : @trip9845

suspiciously hunky chromatic dragon you got there
Comment from : @echocanidae

I'm more curious what possible "surprising amount of uses" you could have for Prestidigitation
Comment from : @melkhiordarkfell4354

If Fireball didn't solve your problem, your Fireball wasn't big enough
Comment from : @Greil9

I love zee!
Comment from : @joefamliyguy1551

If you can’t solve a problem with fireball, you're not using enough fireballs
Comment from : @enoughothis

Sigh Nobody ever appreciates my Finger of Minor Discomfort wizards
Comment from : @Trehek

Zee Bashew is one of my favorite D&D peeps, I love seeing him in your stuff
Comment from : @levferno483

1:25 adorable
Comment from : @Volcano22207

Those were lots of great references!
Comment from : @jsloanhpi

2:45 here is your short cut to a beautiful song
Comment from : @Chaos706

I learned nothing but was entertained nonetheless
Comment from : @mybutt9728

Fire ball is always the answer (Especially if you take elemental adept flames as an evocation wizard)
Comment from : @tomsky4751

Literally came back here because I couldn't properly remember the wizard subclasses
Comment from : @TomfooleryVA

I cast mend buttcrack
Comment from : @mammot981

Monika: Just MonikabrThe Player: I do believe the word you're looking for is "Fireball"
Comment from : @BrianSeaGreen

oh that song at the end made my brain ping so nicely
Comment from : @dusky6484

No way this is real
Comment from : @RealBS623

The song was dope
Comment from : @johnjohnson8669

bbecomes girl/b aight now im a bard
Comment from : @s4sausage135

Always cast fireball
Comment from : @capribreezee

my group has changed it to "That’s a brave statement for someone within acid splash range" I might have hit the druid a couple times with acid splash oh well
Comment from : @Rachel-eh8xj

The best series of D&D tutorials I've ever come across
Comment from : @manuelfriend4060

i wanted the song to last longer
Comment from : @Manfromthelandofsmiles

2:56 Translates to “I wrote it with Google Translate because it might be wrong”brbrEdit: Turns out @riparoo9675 already translated it to "It may be the wrong thing to do, but l used google translate to write this,” which is probably more accurate I used Google Translate myself
Comment from : @jbproductions9

Bladesinger: Am I a joke to you?
Comment from : @fisch37

Used the song to explain my friend about the Schools of Magic and which to choose in BG3 haha
Comment from : @OutlanderFrogs

2:36 trans rights
Comment from : @Bakedbean843

3:00brNice Bowsette
Comment from : @joshuarobinson8529

That Old Spice “block” sound bite surprised me XD
Comment from : @thebluemoon19

Shoutout to anybody playing a Draconic Sorcerer with Blood Havoc in Pathfinder who uses Spell Perfection Magic Trick Fireball with widen/empower/maximized
Comment from : @kringekobold

The only useful video about the fireball about the wizard of course
Comment from : @Крыса_с_автоматом

Had a friend whose dm banned AOE spells made the campaign much more difficult
Comment from : @charlessmith9101

These mfs are broken as hell
Comment from : @r4gn4r0k56

Joe being a bard 2:41
Comment from : @gloomytomb

As a level 13 wizard, I need more spell slots
Comment from : @Sarah-bu1nr

2:14
Comment from : @ThatEmoPunk

Just fireball
Comment from : @Ihavenoenemies519

Pfhhhhh i don’t overuse fireballbrdelburning sounds in the distance/del
Comment from : @GamerTunic_YT

Love the Undertale cameo 😂🥰
Comment from : @YourneighborJenn

"I'm about to prestidigitate all over your desk if you keep suggesting lamo spells" One of the funniest things he's said
Comment from : @Freezedriedskittle

❤7 Millions of watch this content need more views it diserve
Comment from : @AbdulWahab-vn3tl

1:52 "hold you horses -> pero relaja la raja" perfect translation on spanish sub lmao
Comment from : @TitanBichota

Damn it; DONT RETIRE JO KAT!!🤣🤟
Comment from : @CarlosAcosta-se4ql

"The muscle wizard cast fist"
Comment from : @JackofWhitechapel

Swung back again because I NEEDED to remember the words to the magic school song
Comment from : @florencafilms

3 years later, "WAR MAGIC IS LIKE TANK MAGE, GETTING LOTS OF DEFENSE FLEXING AS YOU CAST (BLOCK BLOCKK BLOCK )" brstill kills me every time lol
Comment from : @AnimeVampire234

Rename: Crap guide to Fireball
Comment from : @lofi-kaveh

From my experience, fireball isn't always the answer, sometimes the answer is delayed fireball
Comment from : @leopardian

Prestidigitation is low key the most used spellbrStory Time: I’m playing Lost Mines of Phandelver, the local corrupt guards have red cloaks We steal some red cloaks to get into their compound Turns out the red cloaks protect you from vengeful skellies in the crypt Boom, that guard has a cerulean cloak now, pow, this one’s magenta I managed to get the wizard mini boss to Counterspell my cantripbrLater that same campaign I used the same cantrip to unlight the fuse on a bombbrIt’s a god tier spell I tell you
Comment from : @foxross

This is simply MAGICALbrbr well I thought it was funny
Comment from : @Kalnaur

0:43 he's learning, he misty stepped
Comment from : @Varis

Its wizard time mf FIReball
Comment from : @Trexisback2007

Love these guides! Thanks for your time and efforts to create them!
Comment from : @TbassIS42

always remember; NEVER out-sorcerer your magic to the well known primordial entity
Comment from : @DE001

I really like the songs
Comment from : @eimazd

You have no idea how happy I was when I got Fireball in Baldur's Gate 3 Just Fireball
Comment from : @KuroOokami167

You had magicians red fireball once with ATANA ACANA ARCANA and i think a Native American stole it for musk magic ward Its a heat radiance motion thingbrbr"Just fireball" The clasped hands under chin i think was a pact of yours once
Comment from : @mysterysphinx2769

i know this is old but is it odd id wwjsh head do a crap guide to pathfinder
Comment from : @ajayramsey9133

The song is genius (and also counts as useful knowledge, despite the statement in the beginning :)
Comment from : @jk5445

ok How have I lived this long and not known about JoCat This is so creative and just frickin great Sorry about people messing with you and thanks to D&D Shorts for the spotlight I will now pretend to be sick at work while I consume everything This is awesome Seriously
Comment from : @chancerusso

The best video ever done about dnd Actually helped me getting into dnd Thanks for everything you did
Comment from : @svenuckermann2919

Hey JoCat, I love all of your content, you definitely don't diverse all the abuse that came your way Thank you for everything that you have done, and I hope that whatever you do next brings you joy and happiness Stay strong 👍
Comment from : @Therberus