| Title | : | Things No One Tells You About Being A Sperm Donor |
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I won't mind Comment from : @PEEJAY-u6v |
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I wonder if that guy’s aware of how his stock photo is being used lol Comment from : @F-sj7cu |
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I'm donate to sparm di Comment from : @arvindshrimangale3179 |
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What the fuck is thiis world im going to mars Comment from : @Bracathevistalover |
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😂😂😂 Comment from : @FlakeMaker |
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How do you know Comment from : @BlueFingers1 |
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I'm coming!!! ahhh baby ahh baby here it comes in your face!!!!! Ugggghhhhhh Comment from : @thaaffguy |
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😂😂😂😂😂😂 Comment from : @Zeneyez |
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I need to hurry on this at my age Any help? Comment from : @Finella2638 |
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wow, thats a big cap you got on Comment from : @Dude_Ness |
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TASTE?!! Comment from : @bluesteno64 |
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They have to taste they have to be canceled 💀 Comment from : @Blootballedit |
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Lies Comment from : @henryd1497 |
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What the fuck man why do you guys do this Comment from : @that_youtuber9991 |
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ok can the whole crowd suck it if im not cumming fast enough Comment from : @DJPLAYZ782 |
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ok what if i have alot of sperm Comment from : @DJPLAYZ782 |
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Does the load amount matter ? Comment from : @eduardomata9714 |
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Spermy germy Comment from : @zarstar1576 |
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Taste😱 Comment from : @christhuang4935 |
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More like Semenar 👀 Comment from : @SaturnFrost |
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The Onion has really gone down hill with the quality of their content Comment from : @theneedle6785 |
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Give the taster a breakeat lots of pineapple and drink pineapple juice Comment from : @garywilson9640 |
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As long as it doesnt show up on my doorstep in 20 years it can be whatever it wants to be Comment from : @That_0ne_Dev |
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You have to also do an murder investigation crime scene and in order to find the suspect you must pull your johnson Comment from : @wreckingtestes2885 |
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Wtf Comment from : @sebastiancornejo6257 |
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Taste?brLarge crowd?brWhat☠ Comment from : @Valid_opinionist |
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i can only imagine the crouds on the 1st of Dec Comment from : @shing1239 |
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Smell and taste Comment from : @Jonny-idk |
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Lol Comment from : @moonlightman9420 |
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How much money tho Comment from : @thecoolsideofthepillowpodcast |
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all of this sounds awesome when can i start Comment from : @parsnipguy2986 |
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The taste!? Comment from : @AlexSmith-ft4uw |
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How much is the salary for their nurses Comment from : @abidalwi1067 |
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They gotta be trolling Comment from : @DopeBoysofatlanta |
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God hates those that speak lies (Proverbs 6:19) Comment from : @this_is_NOT_a_test |
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don't forget about long conching Comment from : @Pandalka |
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After all these years, I thought I knew the jizzt of it 🫤 Comment from : @joshuarumble9467 |
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😂😂😂 Comment from : @cindylewis3325 |
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When i was twelve my parents told me i was a donor baby and realizing this now what my dear papa had to go through to deliver me to the universe has been a heartbreaking culmination, rest in a sea of sperm of all your beloved children that never were blessed to be birth my dear sperm donor daddy😢💔 Comment from : @drakej_29 |
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I was conceived through a sperm donor so I can personally attest that this is all true Comment from : @Astrodiddle |
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Things no one tells you about being a stock photography model: 1) you might be used by the onion as a "sperm sommelier" Comment from : @underweightHater |
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OMG I thought this was true for a split second, until I watched the creator 💀 Comment from : @angelodeus8423 |
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Do you have to bring your own nipple clamps and vibrating butt plug Comment from : @billy6044 |
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I wonder what that stock photo model would think to see his picture with "Sperm Sommelier" on top of itbrbrAssuming it's not an AI generated picture, which at this point is not a fair assumption at all Comment from : @majorgnu |
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II didn't need to know allat Comment from : @sillyyoutuber7860 |
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Thank god I saw this sooner! I needed some advice before my first time! Comment from : @sweatermanlonglegs |
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I've had far too much actual crazy shit in my feed that I've been trying to weed out Glad you're here Comment from : @PanthereaLeonis |
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Those last 2 hmmm Comment from : @Immadeus |
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The Onion used to be extremely funny satire These shorts Hmmm pffff Comment from : @quickloris |
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I wasn't on board with this at all until the last line Comment from : @knackyknack |
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Thanks for the explanation The Onion Now I know something about donation! Comment from : @Symbioticism |
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The only downside is that - unlike blood tests - it's not the nurse who collects your sample Comment from : @ivanfreire |
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You almost got me Onion Comment from : @someguy6369 |
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"Deposited into a bucket"brAh yes, the Homestuck method Comment from : @AlphaPizzadog |
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All positive points Comment from : @noahnewcomb6344 |
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those all sound like positives to me Comment from : @DirtyBobBojangles |
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the music choice Comment from : @sadpee7710 |
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Forget Dos Equis, stay thirsty my friends Comment from : @duart310 |
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You can donate post mortem so, get your drivers licence updated Comment from : @BigMobe |
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These are all good though Comment from : @slendveny7191 |
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It's probably true about or kids tho Comment from : @MrLoobu |
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Mike Rowe’s next Dirty Jobs episode Sperm sommelier Comment from : @kansascityshuffle8526 |
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Dream come true 😍😍😍 Comment from : @mossballus |
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I’m not a drug addict or a murder, fake news Comment from : @jadedesigns6171 |
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They also make you fill out a release form for each sperm Comment from : @animalphax |
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Yeah when I froze mine before transitioning the sommelier complimented the strength but said the taste needed work Comment from : @GuitarRocker2008 |
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See this is why I prefer living in CanadabrbrThey tell us about all this up front Comment from : @renatocorvaro6924 |
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You can most certainly NOT cum as hard as you want! I was reprimanded Comment from : @staudinga |
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Wow this sounds really good Such a shame 99 of us including me won't qualify Comment from : @finhula |
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These all sound like positives to me! Comment from : @russelljardine8332 |
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yeah Comment from : @otomir23 |
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Bro what this is like some half-baked shitposts Comment from : @Mashaallaah |
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not funny, like not offensive just far from funny maybe in 7th grade Comment from : @sheikfrankicechibu1827 |
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Worst part is you're not even allowed to moan Not even a little bit! Comment from : @RoboterBoboter |
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How do you become a sperm sommelier? Asking for a friend Comment from : @Pouncer9000 |
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They brought a school in for a field trip for my first time Comment from : @craigsmith4665 |
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happened to me once Comment from : @himeruP |
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How does one become a sperm sommelier? Comment from : @martins2502 |
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"As hard as I want?"br"As hard as you want!" Comment from : @hollydot9245 |
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Sperm sommelier! 😂 Comment from : @megamanx466 |
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The Onion: Home of Minimal Effort Shorts Comment from : @technoman9000 |
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Wow, The Onion is so cringe now, they used to be so good What a shame Comment from : @ankstuhful |
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This is why we need legislative reform Comment from : @kevinbenitez42 |
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Another thing they don't tell you, you're not supposed to father hundreds of kids in various countries Comment from : @MLeoDaalder |
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bro anti nut propaganda lmao Comment from : @FireWingShadow |
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This channel really has died like so many other things💀💀💀☠️ Comment from : @External_XS |
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Another important fact:brYour mom is the sommelier Comment from : @Иван-ы5ш5ы |
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Welcome to a day in which you wish you never knew this Comment from : @External_XS |
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