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The Witcher 1 dialogues are gold

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THATS WHY Witcher I greater game than III
Comment from : @h0lz_heacker614

Bro what ;-;
Comment from : @Quaiver

you can have mod to cover her body but can't shut her lips XD
Comment from : @ramoa5762

Omfg the og version of witcher 1
Comment from : @antoniokontos5677

Sounds like two AI talking, lol
Comment from : @DoulosEudoxus

“I am horny” the game
Comment from : @russk9212

Ah, before Gwent we had other cards to collect
Comment from : @windwind3170

What did I just watch?!
Comment from : @cheezydibbz

I played this game too but she was naked there without clothes and i dont play with mods🤨 why
Comment from : @maxmuller9834

Fun fact: only the US version of the game didn't have the Dryad fully naked
Comment from : @Shcreamingreen

Good old pre-woke times
Comment from : @lastbeer

This feels like a YouTube poop dialogue by the dude that did all the skyrim ones(and I’m pretty sure is still doing poops actually)
Comment from : @KingOfhearts72

All of this will be gone in the remake for sure You know For modern audiences
Comment from : @AnotherGamingDude

I laughed hard with this one
Comment from : @ConradoLusa

In this series, we have have:brbrThe RizzlerbrbrThe Rizzler 2: Rizzler of KingsbrbrThe Rizzler 3: Wild Rizz
Comment from : @cosmogcrusader5546

BRUH LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Comment from : @sujandhar6613

Why her look is not cannonical?!?
Comment from : @kent6651

„still a better love story than Twilight“
Comment from : @Kamina-brah

Every time girl smiles to Geralt in Witcher 3, I'm telling myself "That's the moment I would get a card in Witcher 1"
Comment from : @wholesomebaker5410

Didn't he had that exact argument at the start of the third book?
Comment from : @levinf5744

Amnesia Geralt on a round robin gas dam
Comment from : @megasmashxD

I miss that game, you know it wasn't much good but it had it's moments
Comment from : @aristarko7

All witchers only shoot blanks?
Comment from : @sanjayraju988

Steel for humanbrSilver for monstersbrMeat for dryads
Comment from : @captainnemo4940

Lol, is this the censored version? When I played the game her breasts were exposed (and yes they made a physics model for it)
Comment from : @mallus1313

This is not true, they do not take only men like that
Comment from : @MariuszDzik

This editing is obnoxious
Comment from : @PerfectHandProductions

Real riv
Comment from : @manuel_bergini

Gooood, let the love flow through you
Comment from : @definitelynotthequestion5359

geralt might be a bit acoustic
Comment from : @wuuht

GOLD!
Comment from : @propanbutan4634

What the hell is going on here?
Comment from : @farafyn2770

I actually love this game despite all the cringe, also in my version the dryad was completely naked and her boobs bounced when she walked I was also collecting the romance cards and chose the wrong dialogue option (she got mad at me because Geralt said that bodily fluids feed the soil) and had to go back to a previous save which was several hours ago 😭
Comment from : @lemongreed7916

Can be good
Comment from : @drain1718

All of this is just male superiority control Fantasy They don't have law now so they create this filth
Comment from : @Anicius_

That dryad is a lot less green (and a lot more clothed) than I remember
Comment from : @Cabamacadaf

is there some kinda visual mod here? I could've sworn the dryad was completely green
Comment from : @gabsnarwhal4687

"would you like to be with me? 🥺👉👈"br"yes : )"
Comment from : @NekoKasane

"YES"
Comment from : @gecco9998

Son of good mother you earned yourself a card, and not a gwent one
Comment from : @Siilk70

the game is actually great, apart from the combat and controls :(
Comment from : @Afflictamine

Rizzmaxxed Geralt
Comment from : @gitarmats

peak game
Comment from : @Ayranenjoyer

This is like dialogue in the later dune books
Comment from : @trevpilled

Oh boy a need a remake so bad, I wish older games were more accesible
Comment from : @itsfunkupop9786

"And my body demands love" sent me
Comment from : @pajamawolfie

The edit is 10/10
Comment from : @TeaBeca

They better keep these dialogues in the remakes
Comment from : @Batman-ro9mj

This is why witcher 1 > Witcher 3
Comment from : @Michael-kx2io

This game felt more like Leisure Suit Larry than Leisure Suit Larry itself
Comment from : @Chiungalla79

XD classic
Comment from : @Friday_WasTaken

Yeah, CDPR for you
Comment from : @SonySteals

Honestly ? I like that shity dialoques
Comment from : @admirajachas8058

It is an american version of game? Coz in our version driads walk around naked
Comment from : @ПавелКузнецов-ф3т

I'm scared
Comment from : @agerestriction5888

Gwent Card just sadness, not Witcher 1 card
Comment from : @NastiorshoKi

She looks like the actual dryads in the books here, weird In my copy she’s green and entirely naked
Comment from : @Zackulous26

in my memories, this dryad was naked
Comment from : @GSim035

Tsk-tsk, she's supposed to be naked
Comment from : @Andromort

"Want to buy some fresh milk?!"br"Hmm, I don't see any cows around here"br"I lived in the country and I have my ways!"
Comment from : @Celdaric

Leisure Suit Geralt, my favorite game series
Comment from : @roberteospeedwagonenko9225

This better be in the remake
Comment from : @55rz55

Lol It's like a conversation between AI This is what "this game won't get big or anything so we don't have to try" sounds like It probably sounds less weird in Polish
Comment from : @pandapower3076

I think life would be a lot easier for a lot of people if romance was like this in real life
Comment from : @jesse3311

I bet we won't see this in the 'modernized' remake
Comment from : @thekingofinfinity

Card collecting in the witcher 3 vs witcher 1
Comment from : @oliverm6758

English dub is just bad
Comment from : @FryzuxD

Witcher 1 will always have a very special place in my heart for being a very special game
Comment from : @carp0x

It's like two chatbots flirting
Comment from : @poslednisoud

It’s games like these that show just how far games have come, and also how older games are just as capable of being great without some of the fancier dressings their ‘descendants’ have got
Comment from : @DarthBaconsBaconShack308

Game series was made for the thirtiest of coomersbrAnd popular for that
Comment from : @lukemorgan6166

why is she dressed tho, when i played she's green and completely nude
Comment from : @batoulach3338

Bro turned the Dryad white
Comment from : @michaelreed9800

Ngl, that sounded like two AIs flirting xD
Comment from : @neondrops5746

Based
Comment from : @YeS1711

Absolute jungle fever here
Comment from : @aedwardc6119

Why isn't the dryad naked? What kind of disgusting modification is this?
Comment from : @SatEight

God I hate idiots that think the pinnacle of humor is to make things louder
Comment from : @67Lich

in my memories she was green?
Comment from : @brandongosselin

I cant wait for re master
Comment from : @MrJol420

Wasn't that girl completely naked and green skinned?
Comment from : @Iknos997

how she dressed up? she got them hanging my game 🙂
Comment from : @AbhayRajan

she had no chance against that witcher rizz
Comment from : @krejziks3398

Why isn't she green anymore ?
Comment from : @efaristi9737

In 2002 we Polish made our own adaptation called Hexer There were absurds and plotholes but story and arc made overall sense It feels theatrical due to rubber monsters and bad CGI but actors are great and it has climate of books
Comment from : @karolinakuc4783

How did you get her dressed like that? When I played it her upper body was not covered
Comment from : @Newbyte

Amnesia hit geralt so hard he forgot how to act
Comment from : @trbd

Bro is the CEO of rizz
Comment from : @AverageSensei

This definitely would fit well over oblivion npc dialog music
Comment from : @SgtKickass926

I know geralts gone whoring a few times but i just always thought doing so in the games was so weird Like, geralt just doesnt seem like hed do such a thing Not even because hes a witcher, but it just seems out of place for him Doesnt help the way he speaks is like a robot
Comment from : @Soulintent95